A John Waters Christmas
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People who dont like Christmas make John Waters sick but sick people like his comedy and movies sooo here we go again! The John Waters Christmas show is coming to your city and even though some of the local reindeer are horrified the outsider elves are laughing out of their rotten little asses. You will too bad little boys and girls and thems because Waters has A John Waters Christmas 2026 his own Christmas List and you're on top of his delinquent delights. Slide up the chimney to this fast moving all new radically religious Xmas revival. Father Fistmas Waters will top Santa bottom for Krampus and ask you to hop on this nonbinary bobsled towards a batshit Bethlehem where even peace needs a little grease. Its A John Waters Christmas and the entire world is yelling back HAPPY HOLEA DAY TO ALL! The First Two Rows (Rows A - B on the Floor ONLY) include an autographed show poster, a small group therapy Q&A with John following the show and a selfie from distance.